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headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3815) [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4670: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3815) [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4671: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3815) [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4672: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3815) Horror World • View topic - EDWARD LEE'S SQUIRREL
Folks: this is hilarious. I don't know squat about Facebook and downloads, etc. but if you want to see me feeding a wild squirrel, go to my girlfriend's Facebook page at http://www.facebook.com/WriterLdy?v=wall
if you're not a friend of Wendy, friend her, then watch the video clip that's near the top of the page or Wall or whatever it's called. It's pretty damn funny!
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:28 pm Posts: 289 Location: Urinating, uncontrollably, on your kitchen floor
Yet another reason why Ed is so awesome. Here's a guy that can write about the sickest, nastiest (wonderful) shit, but he'll take time out of his day to feed a little creature that many consider vermin AND have a good time while doing it AND share it with his eager minions
I love you, Ed. But not in an 'underpants' sort of way
Today I left the house as usual and the squirrel saw me, ran across the gas station lot toward me, but--damn!--I didn't have any cashews to give him. If ever a squirrel can look pissed off, this was it!
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:28 pm Posts: 289 Location: Urinating, uncontrollably, on your kitchen floor
That's so cool! Have you thought of a name for the little guy? Maybe there's some squirrel-inspired horror in your future
It seems to be prime squirrel mating season in Northern WI. There was quite the orgy yesterday! I wanted to go out there and join in but I didn't have any nuts....
I prefer the name "Squirrel." Today was hilarious. I walked out of the convenience store and the squirrel was WAITING FOR ME just outside the door! I gave him a brazil nut and I swear he looked up at me in gratitude!
The squirrel's starting to get a little spoiled. I think he's getting weary of giant cashews. I'll have to get some delux mixed nuts so he has variety!
KK: I'll try to do another video when I get back to FL. Right now I'm at my mother's house in Maryland where the squirrels have eaten better than a lot of people due to the food my mother fed them. They're fat as hell, too, they've got bellies on them. Anyway, today they're all sitting out there when I got back from the nursing home, and theyre PISSED cos I forgot to throw food out in the morning. The little buggers are thumping their bodies against the glass and glaring at me. I didn't have any peanuts left so I threw out some saltines and I thought they were gonna riot. I swear, one of them gave me the finger. But then I out some Pepperridge Farm cookies, and they piped down. My Florida squirrel is much cool, not rude and greedy and ungrateful like these fat Maryland squirrels!
Joined: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:28 pm Posts: 289 Location: Urinating, uncontrollably, on your kitchen floor
Ha! That's hilarious! I hope the warring factions of Maryland squirrels don't start some saltine-incited 'heading' of each other....
We used to feed the chipmunks regularly at our house. We'd put a dish of food on the back patio and delight as they came scampering over to stuff their cheek pouches....then they started banging on the patio door when the dish was empty (after about 5 minutes!).....then they started moving into our garage and walls....so we stopped.
I'm gonna be chuckling at Ed Lee being flipped off by a fat squirrel all day
Joined: Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:29 am Posts: 317 Location: Cheshire/UK
If the idea takes off I would like a thanks in the Limited Hard copy.
After Header3 I think Ed Lee needs to release another Redneck Horror featuring Sex Crazied Zombie Rednecks, who pick up a strange virus in the woods from a Rabid squirrel that turned bad after being fed too many nuts from a crazy/spooky writter type dude? Could be the Seeker?
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