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| Author: | Edward Lee [ Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | WALKING WOMAN |
Much thanks to all who have ordered my movie. For those unaware, it's called The Walking Woman and is available now on Amazon. From a production standpoint, the movie, well, sucks. Not very good videography, inept FX, slipshod editing, etc. But is the movie entertaining? Hell yes! I'd describe it as a hodgepodge visual stream of consciousness sojourn; it's jam packed with attrctive naked women (and a few not so attractive), provocative photographic scenarios, many of which we haven't seen before; lots of fake blood and fake sperm; and much else you might expect in movie by me. There are probably more subliminal images than concrete images (there's a surprise in every minute!) There's a smokin' hot alien in gas mask and iron man glove; 4 different naked pregnant gals, each displaying some manner of mayhem (my favorite are the vampire bitemarks on one woman's 8 and a half months pregnant stomach!); undue cruelty to headless women; and, last but not least, yours truly with a rubber penis! At any rate, my hugely unqualified theory is that production quality doesn't matter; only entertainment matters, and I'm pretty sure this amateur-hour movie is entertaining. And I hope you all agree! Seriously. What's the first 15 seconds of 2001 got? Sure, the Dawn of Man--big deal. My movie has black glop exiting a porn actress's vagina, a decapitation, a razor dragged through a clitoris, and a zombie having intercourse with the neck of a headless woman. I didn't see 2 women stitched together at the waist in Transformers. No, sir! Did Interstellar have corpse cunnilingus? I don't think so. Did friggin' Birdman have hot naked chicks dancing amid the fires of hell? Nope. And I seriously doubt that the next Star Wars will have an alien acolyte squirting occultized sperm into her vagina with a cake decorator. So. There's my dissertation on The Walking Woman. 10 years from now, if not sooner, I'm sure they'll be studying it frame by frame in film schools and comparing it quite favorably to Citizen Kane and Gone with the Wind. All jokes aside, thanks for your continued suppport! More new coming soon! Best Edward Lee |
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| Author: | splatterhead4ever [ Thu Jun 11, 2015 4:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: WALKING WOMAN |
I bought it. I watched it. I'm not quite sure what to think of it. It was cool for the budget but I really didn't like all the weird filters. It seemed like a digital band aid for the footage that you shot where the lighting, sound and performances didn't meet what you had in your head. Also, the small bit of written dialogue that appears on screen from time to time, was unreadable due to being chopped off on the sides. All in all though, I was entertained. Fifteen bucks on this is way better than fifty bucks for the latest PG-13 pile of shit at the theatre. It's better than most of the cheap ass flicks on Netflix or Amazon too. Normally I'd give this a 2.75 on a scale of 1 to 5 but because of all the nudity and gore, l'll give it a 3.5. Cheers! |
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| Author: | DecayedFace [ Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: WALKING WOMAN |
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