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headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3815) [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4670: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3815) [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4671: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3815) [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/includes/functions.php on line 4672: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [ROOT]/includes/functions.php:3815) Horror World • View topic - Author Board Updates
And finally, the biggest news yet, go to...huh? What? Dinner is ready now? Damn! Sorry guys, my wife is calling me to dinner so you're going to have to over to the Author Boards and see for yourself what's new and what is great...as no man waits for Duck L'Orange... index.php
Well, I gotta go now, I cut my foot off with a chainsaw just before I sat down to write this and the blood loss is making me dizzy. Head on over the Author Boards and the Publishers Boards and see all of the other posts that I've left out because I can barely see the keys to type. Gotta go now...eplsbh...tiemls...chouill
There are many, many, more posts over in the author and publishers boards that you should be taking a look at to get the latest on whats happening in the world of horror: index.php
And if you run across my leg in one of those boards, kindly let me know. I can't find the damn thing.
These an awful lot more on the boards that I haven't posted about, so head on over and see whats up with all your favorite horror authors and publishers over in Horror World! index.php
And wow, there are so many more posts in the author and publisher boards that due to space restrictions I just can't post them all. But that's alright, you can head over there yourselves and take a look at who's posting and what's going on in the world of horror.
Sorry for the long delay between postings, I needed to buy a new pair of sneakers...so lets get to it baby! Yeah!!!! Look at whats new and exciting in the author boards!!!!!
There are tons more posts in the author boards and publishing boards for all to read, so head on over and see what rumors authors like Ed Lee and William Meikle are spreading about you! Yes you! They even mention you by name! index.php
Man, my fingers hurt from all this typing and I've only got about half of the new posts up. Head on over to the author and publisher boards and see for yourself what's new! index.php
Recently overheard: "Gasp, you're kidding me!", "Holy Cow, would you look at that!", "Yes, I've been waiting forever for this!", and, "Wow, you sure are hot looking!" In what context were all of these phrases uttered? Why, they were reactions to posts on the author and publisher boards. Check on some of the threads below and see if you can come up with your own little comment that would be followed by an exclamation point!
I can hear you guys now...."Oh My God!", "Ha Ha Ha!", "My favorite author does it again!", and, "Geez, that's a great sale price!" The only one I didn't get is, "Must torment Nanci, must torment Nanci, must torment Nanci." Oh well, that must be a secret thread or something.
But as you know by now, I can't post all of the latest and greatest news here, so head on over to the board index and see what the brightest and the best horror authors and publishers are saying...and it just might be about YOU! index.php
Someone just told me if I'm bored, I'm boring. He just may be right, but when ever I do get bored, I head over to the author boards and see what's new and abusing!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, there's plenty of posts I haven't mentioned here, but that's so you'll head over to the author boards yourself and take a peek at whats new. It's like Stephen King told me the other day, "who the heck are you?" Well, anyway, (that Stevo, such a kidder), click below and see all the boards with a click of your mouse: index.php
*Whew* Sorry I'm a bit late with this installment, someone gave me some, "shrooms" as she called them, and I've been out of it ever since. So while I'm looking at the pretty colors and trying to talk some sense into my cat (it doesn't believe Michael Jackson was a genius) I am going to try and post an update here, now:
Well, I think that went o.k. but I'm still trying to convince the cat that Billie Jean's not my lover. And I am never doing those "schrooms" again! My wife bought them at Stop and Shop, and instead of getting the sliced ones, she got the whole ones, screwed me all up I tell you. So let this be a warning to everyone, don't do "schrooms" if you're not comfortable with where they were purchased. Oh and if you want to see 1,509,344 other posts that are not mentioned here, head on over to the author and publisher boards and see for yourself what's new and exciting:
Oh man what a beautiful day it is here! There's blood on the floor, entrails decorating the walls, and human hair floating along with the breeze! Yep, it's gore-gous right now! So lets see what's up with the authors and publishers in the boards:
There are plenty more posts and threads all posted on the author and publisher boards, if you wiped the red off of your screen you could read them all. But don't use your tongue, use someone else's. If you can get some of the viscera off of your mouse too, you could click on the following link and get a fast track to the boards. index.php Gotta go, the voices are calling....
I live in the Northeast, and there's been NOTHING but rain for the past week and its supposed to rain the rest of this week. Well, I always say make blood pudding out of brains, so all this rain gives me plenty of time to see whats new on the author boards:
And there are tons more stories in the big city waiting to be discovered! Head on over to the author and publisher boards in Horrorworld and see all the many old and new posts by your favorite horror people!
I hope everyone had a great Father's Day and wasn't hurt too badly. My wounds will heal, but I'm still wondering what the heck I am going to do with 1st edition Stephen King of Carrie. I already read the darn thing and someone went and got me it as a gift. Guess I'll donate it to Goodwill. Anyway...lets see what's new on the author boards:
And yes, I skipped a whole bunch of other posts so you're gonna have to go and see for yourself what else is new in the author and publishing boards over in Horrorworld. Gotta head to Goodwill now, still having a hard time believing someone would give me an old book for a gift. That's family for ya.
Thanks Nanci, you just took the biggest scoop Author Board Updates ever had . For years I've been waiting for that one post that would make me a star, get me noticed, allow me to be the journalist I always knew I could be! The dream is over. I was the walrus but now I'm John. Not only am I shattered, but I'm back to reporting on John Saul's toenail clipping art.
All that aside, there is a ton more going on in the Author and Publishing boards that Nanci didn't scoop me on!
A very short post from Mark Justice on Prometheus. (I hate to say it, but the Prometheus posts in the cellar are much more enjoyable. Sorry Mark): viewtopic.php?f=78&t=12079
Well, since I've been scooped by Nanci on the Maynard - Sims post, it's hard for me not feel like I'm second best, a runner up...an also ran. And since the world seems to revolve around Maynard- Sims and they can write no wrong, and when they drop their toast it always lands peanut butter side up, I'm going to leave with a special link. One that Nanci hadn't even THOUGHT to post! Yes, a link that will get everyone of you readers all you need to know about Maynard - Sims! A-Ha-Ha-Ha-....I get the last word in on Maynard - Sims! : viewforum.php?f=101
Necon is a week away and I've been practicing my heavy drinking and drafting up my list of obnoxious questions to ask the panel participants. I'm also loading up the cooler with lots of garlic cheese and beef kidney's for late night snacks (and no, I won't share no matter how much you beg!). I've got my laptop and cache of porno dvd's at the ready and I've purchased plenty of whipped cream. Yup, I'm ready for Necon! But enough about Necon, here's what's been happening over at the author and publisher boards over the last week:
Wanna join the coalition to make Ed Lee's, The Bighead into a movie? Well then: viewtopic.php?f=51&t=12142
Well, there's more, but I don't have time to post it all here. Tim Arsenault screws up and there's always something going on in The Secret Thread, but right now I'm going to let you find those posts yourselfs. Right now I'm deflating my blow up doll to bring it to Necon because my roommate might get lonely. Can't have that can we? He He....
Because of Necon, this is a wee bit late, but it almost never happened! I had typed this out and was just about to hit send when the power went out. I couldn't believe I lost all of this. But, one of the nice things about Firefox is that if something like that happens, your windows turn up right where you left them! Too cool!
There are a whole lot more new posts on the boards so why not head on down and read whats new and whats happening on the author and publishing boards? index.php
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