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| Author: | JeffStrand [ Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | HACKED!!! |
Some nefarious miscreant hacked into my e-mail account. If you've received any e-mails from me with the following subject lines, please delete them immediately and understand that the attached photographs were 100% Photoshopped and in no way accurately reflect any interests I might have. Thank you. Jeff Strand is a total dorkwad Need Viagra? Jeff Strand does! Lots and lots of it! Hahahahaha! Gleefully Macabre Tales is teh lameness My name is Jeff Strand and I scrape off my own plaque and eat it Earn 1000's from home stuffing Jeff Strand--he'll like it! Hahahahaha! IMPORTANT CONFIDENTIAL MATTER PLEASE READ by the way Jeff Strand sux Boop loop a hoo ha yeah da mookie mookie flip slip moo |
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| Author: | asimmons [ Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:58 pm ] |
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I got one that said Enlarge your manhood with Jeff Strand topical cream or did it say tropical cream? |
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| Author: | AllPurposeMonkey [ Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | I blame Billy |
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| Author: | JeffStrand [ Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:17 pm ] |
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So yesterday my e-mail account got hacked. Today I got this from Delirium Books: "Dear Jeff, You know that book Gleefully Macabre Tales you thought was coming out? It's not anymore. Buh-bye. Sincerely, D.B." I am absolutely devastated by this news. And yet it's all very suspicious. Shane Ryan Staley does not sign his e-mails "D.B." He signs them "Shane" and always follows his name with a happy face. Nor does he call me "Jeff," he calls me...well, it's not important what he calls me, but it's not "Jeff." The only part of this e-mail that's credible is the "Buh-bye" part. It feels like the type of e-mail he might write at knife-point...but WHOSE knife's point? Something is going on, and it may or may not be related to the account hacking, the middle-of-the-night hang-up phone calls, and the mysterious figures currently lurking outside my house. Rest assured, semi-constant reader, that I will not allow my writing career to be compromised by these reprehensible rascals. You WILL get the opportunity to read Gleefully Macabre Tales, I promise, and I'm going to figure out how to handle this situation as soon as I go check out that sound of breaking glass I just heard in my kitc |
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| Author: | JeffStrand [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:33 pm ] |
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well, well, well. what an adorable little message board. jeff strand will no longer be posting here. he will not be posting anywhere. he is with us, and he is most assuredly not unharmed. he is very, very harmed. in fact, i believe that i shall stroll over to his cage right now and harm him some more, just for fun. ahhhhh. that was refreshing. our real names are not important. you may call us Mumblecrust. it is too late for us to stop the publication of strand's wretched tome disposal. we could stop the publication of his feeble collaborative novel the haunted forest tour, but we feel no shame in confessing that we're a bit frightened of his co-author jim moore. but there will be no gleefully macabre tales in your lifetimes. we have put a stop to it. forget the cover. forget the table of contents. in fact, you would do well to forget strand himself. feel free to post your insipid blog comments for our amusement. maybe we'll pass them on to strand as we do more...cutting. |
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| Author: | asimmons [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:55 pm ] |
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What about Gleefully Macabre Tales II? |
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| Author: | JeffStrand [ Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:16 am ] |
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maybe. we'll have to think about that one. |
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| Author: | asimmons [ Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:26 pm ] |
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and Clickers vs Mandibles? 
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