THE HAUNTED FOREST TOUR!
Every year, Earthling Publications (the miscreants responsible for such fine works as PRESSURE) publishes a new novel in their Halloween series. As the website says: "Each October, as the air turns colder and leaves fall off the trees, Earthling will release one novel of flat-out horror, usually featuring classic terrors such as monsters and haunted houses rather than psychological suspense or real-life horrors."
Halloween 2007, that novel is THE HAUNTED FOREST TOUR, by James A. Moore and...wait for it...Jeff Strand. Jim Moore (I get to call him "Jim," and so does anybody who orders this book, along with everybody who likes duckies) is the author of such acclaimed works as the SERENITY FALLS trilogy, FIREWORKS, and UNDER THE OVERTREE.
"Wow!" you're thinking. "I'd buy that in two shakes of a flea's tush, if only I could read the back cover copy!" Well, I wouldn't share this top-secret plot information with just anybody, but since you're a loyal blog reader...
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Haunted Forest Tour!
Sit back and enjoy a smooth ride in air-conditioned comfort as your heavily armored tram takes you through nature's most astonishing creation. The forest is packed to capacity with dangerous and terrifying creatures of all shapes, sizes, and hunger levels, and you'll get to observe these wonders in complete safety.
Howl with a werewolf! Gaze into the glowing eyes of a giant spider! Look right through a spooky ghost! See horrific monsters you couldn't even imagine, only inches away from you! Things with fangs, things with claws, things with dripping red jaws--you'll see them all!
Not thrilling enough? Well, it's Halloween, and so we're offering a very special tour through the Haunted Forest. The new route goes deeper into the woods than any civilians have ventured before, and you're guaranteed to get a good scare! Rest assured that every possible security precaution has been taken. The Haunted Forest Tour has a 100% safety record, and technical difficulties are unheard of. You will be in no danger whatsoever.
We promise.
Bram Stoker Award-nominated authors James A. Moore (BLOODSTAINED OZ) and Jeff Strand (PRESSURE) have teamed up for Book 3 in Earthling's Halloween Series. THE HAUNTED FOREST TOUR is an action-packed, monster-laden adventure that will make you laugh, scream, and think twice before going near ghastly oversized beasts that want to devour you.
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THE HAUNTED FOREST TOUR will be published as a 500-copy hardcover limited edition, and is available for pre-order now! The amazing cover art and interior illustrations are by Glenn Chadbourne. The previous Earthling Halloween titles are sold out, and we expect this one to go quickly, so don't dilly-dally, or this Halloween you'll get a smashed pumpkin or egged windows rather than a bag full of Hershey's bars that the neighbor lady bought too many of because she thought there'd be a bigger crowd this year.
Reserve your copy now (no prepayment required) at http://www.earthlingpub.com/jmjs_forest.htm
