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Author:  JeffStrand [ Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:46 pm ]
Post subject:  ARACHNIA

A really, really, really bad giant spider movie that KNOWS it's a really, really, really bad giant spider movie, which kinda takes some of the fun out of it.

Still, there are some unintentional laughs to be found, mostly because the movie has characters who are supposed to be "smart" and characters who are supposed to be "stupid," but the people who made the movie aren't smart, and so EVERYBODY is stupid.

VERY COLD STUPID CHARACTER: Look! A fireplace!

"SMART" CHARACTER, IN A WOODEN CABIN, WHICH IS IN THE FOREST FILLED WITH WOODEN TREES, WITH WOODEN FURNITURE ALL OVER THE PLACE: Yeah, and what are you going to use for WOOD?

The movie does have lots of stop-motion animated spiders, but they don't do much but run around and get blown up. It's pretty hard to make a giant spider movie where I don't say "Cool! A giant spider!" but this one did it.

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