Author’s Notes
Matthew Warner

 

The Audition

I'd been hearing about my girlfriend Deena's mother for months, but today was the first time I would meet her. Nervous? Hell, yes. I had an inkling she might become my mother-in-law (in fact, that's exactly what happened later that year), so the pressure was on to make a good impression.

Yeah, you heard me right. Me, make a good first impression. Stop laughing.

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Matthew Warner is the author of Eyes Everywhere, Death Sentences: Tales of Punishment & Revenge and The Organ Donor. He frequently gives presentations on horror literature and writing to public schools and libraries. He lives in Virginia with illustrator and web designer Deena Warner. Stop by his website and say hi.

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