My wife and I came up with this.

On the Twelfth death on Christmas, Grim Reaper gave to me:

12 Caskets Waiting
11 Impalers Impaling
10 Bodies Falling
9 Stalkers Stalking
8 Murders Murdering
7 Serial Killings
6 Santa Slayings
5 Bloody Spleens
4 Psycho Stabbings
3 Headers Heading
2 Electrocutions
and a noose hanging from a tree

Hahaha! I love it!

*ahem* "Oh children! Come here! Mummy wants to teach you a new song just in time for your Christmas concert....."

heheheheh

My family is headed out to a nursing home for caroling Saturday morning. All the patients are senile. I wonder if anyone will notice if I slip in some new lyric sheets.....................