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Author:  Nanci [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:16 am ]
Post subject:  The Rising Without Zombies

http://jeffstrand.wordpress.com/2010/03 ... t-zombies/

Author:  ttzuma [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:38 am ]
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Author:  Craig Cook [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Rising Without Zombies

:lol Brilliant!! :lol

Author:  RavenFaery [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Rising Without Zombies

:lol Funny!!

Author:  Jazminsdaddy [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Rising Without Zombies

That's great! You can go nuts with that idea! :v

Author:  horrordude [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:13 am ]
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:lol That's crazy.

Author:  JeffStrand [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:29 am ]
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My version may not have the intensity or action or depth of character of the original, but you certainly can't argue that it's HAPPIER!

--Jeff

Author:  ttzuma [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Rising Without Zombies

All you needed was for a cowboy to come, kiss a girl, then ride away.

And since Steve Vernon is a big fan of your's, I am going to pick up Dweller. Steve knows.

Tt

Author:  Jazminsdaddy [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Rising Without Zombies

Interview with the Vampire without Vampires.

"He waited for the interviewee. But no one showed up. So he went home."

Jaws without a shark.

"Betty went to the beach. She was stung by a jellyfish. But she still had a good time."

Author:  JeffStrand [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:08 pm ]
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I considered adding a cowboy, but then people would be all like "That was good fun, but not nearly as entertaining as LONG HORN, BIG SHAGGY" and I'd have to pout.

I can get behind INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE WITHOUT VAMPIRES, but sharks should never be removed from a creative work. Almost all books and movies would benefit from a good shark attack scene...or, to be perfectly honest, a scene with a friendly shark who causes no harm to anybody.

Author:  Craig Cook [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:00 pm ]
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Great White Jaws

As the men in their fishing boat, held the meat out over the open sea, a large gray fin cut through the water like a scalpel on soft flesh. A few feet before reaching the hunk of meat, the shark shot out of the water, opening its giant jaws in a beautiful, Trident-white smile. The men stared in wonder at its beautiful, razor sharp and braces-straight mouth as it posed, seemingly frozen in mid-air, before dropping from sight and swimming away.

"Why didn't he take the bait?" a man asked.

"Are you kidding?" asked the captain. "If I had a set of teeth like that, I wouldn't want to get them bloody either."

THE END.

Author:  JeffStrand [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:35 pm ]
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How can one message board thread contain so much genius???

Author:  TMLCrow [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:29 pm ]
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Best zombie story ever. :lol :lol :lol

Author:  Craig Cook [ Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:05 am ]
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