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I try to keep discussion of my own work out of this message board, because I find it rather crass and distasteful, but in this case I'll make an exception.
Anyway, it's not up for pre-order yet, but here's the scoop on my new chapbook from White Noise Press.
Screams of terror. Screams of ecstasy. Screams of laughter.
You'll find all three screams in Jeff Strand's FUNNY TALES OF SCARY SEX, a two-story chapbook illustrated by Keith Minnion. Each story features its own cover, so when you're ready to switch positions, just flip it over!
Man On Top: "Werewolf Porn." A film crew is shooting the ultimate in adult entertainment--a movie where the lead actor transforms into a werewolf in the middle of a sex scene. But protecting yourself from a lycanthrope is a lot harder than protecting yourself from an STD...
Woman On Top: "Sex Potion #147." Melissa buys a potion from a Gypsy woman that will make her sexually desirable to every man who sees her. Unfortunately, being desirable to a serial killer with...well, odd views about physical love isn't the result she was hoping for.
So hop into bed with the author of SOCIALLY AWKWARD MOMENTS WITH AN ASPIRING LUNATIC and half of TWO TWISTED NUTS. Light the candles. Put Barry White on the CD player (or Rob Zombie--your choice). And just know that this is one chapbook that won't make you sleep in the wet spot.
_________________ Lost Homicidal Maniac (Answers to "Shirley") The fourth Andrew Mayhem novel is available NOW for $2.99! http://tinyurl.com/6n4rujb
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