so upon finishing the first couple stories from brain cheese buffet i figured i had to let my mom read mr. torso and miss torso...she came over right away due to the fact that she loves reading things that i recommend...her exact words were "this was completely disgusting but yet so hilarious"...then she gets her phone out of her purse and calls up my little brother and says this "hey levi...did you know that at one point in life you were just a little bit of dicksnot"

thank you greatly lee for inspiring such grotesque humor amongst my family members

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"When Carol noticed the two ticks attached to her nipples, she very understandably screamed" - Edward Lee - Slither