yeah,
and screaming the top of her longs, so she can't sing anymore.
use her mouth for something else
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| Author: | DecayedFace [ Sun May 27, 2012 9:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Most Offensive Story Plot!!! |
I was just working today and thought something up that I just wasnt sure if it was too offensive to write about, so I thought Id ask... A Vietnam vet who got sprayed with Agent Orange during his time in Southern Cambodia. He comes back from the war and is called a murderer and a Baby killer and is virtually black listed in his home town, whose citizens are actively protesting the war. He has no money, no means, no house, his girl cheated on him while he was over seas and hes hated by virtually everyone he meets. The one thing he does have, is an old car his mother left him and a sizeable wad of savings (She died while he was away fighting)...Now... Here are two senarios... Senario #1 Instead of stick around and pan handle like the rest of the soldiers, eventually killing himself with drugs, he gets an idea. He crosses the country to a small town where he buys a plot of land and begins having sex with the locals. This brings on wave after wave of inbread agent orange babies who are virtually the freakiest fucked up looking deformity victims you could ever imagine. He then makes porn with them and sells it to the mafia, becoming ridiculously rich. Senario #2 This is the same premis, only he goes to Hollywood and begins bangin all the starlets in Hollywood, having freak babies and again making porn with wave after wave of deformed offspring, creating a whole new XXX underground genre for the freakishly sick. Inbreading is okay...But what about Agent Orange??? Can this be made fun of??? This idea may not make sence or have any percievable substance to it, plus I am rushing, but is Agent Orange a big no no, or is it open season??? Reading HAunter of The Threshold right now...So FUNNY!!! And soooo many lovecraft references...Love it!!! |
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| Author: | John Copeland [ Sun May 27, 2012 10:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Most Offensive Story Plot!!! |
I think it's fine. Whether or not I'd enjoy it would depend on the tone but I don't think it's taboo. Mind you, this is a board where the members enjoy stories about rednecks pissing up lassie's backsides after a spot of good old harmless rape. |
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| Author: | John Copeland [ Sun May 27, 2012 10:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Most Offensive Story Plot!!! |
And I don't know much about agent orange, being a Brit. |
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| Author: | Demonizer [ Mon May 28, 2012 8:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Most Offensive Story Plot!!! |
Agent Orange isn't any sort of taboo, at least as far as I know. Lee, Harding, Ketchum, Laymon, and Associates have all done far worse than have humor based around that. I'd be interested to read the story, though. |
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| Author: | Edward Lee [ Mon May 28, 2012 8:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Most Offensive Story Plot!!! |
I really like your Scenario 1, and, I agree, Agent Orange isn't taboo, especially after all this time. And thanks for the kind words on Haunter. That one should provide your recommended daily requirement of outage! Best, Edward Lee |
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| Author: | DecayedFace [ Mon May 28, 2012 10:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Most Offensive Story Plot!!! |
Ha!!! You know when I posted that, I guess I was just a bit disturbed about the book I read recently about Agent Orange, but since two days ago, I agree, its Open Season. |
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| Author: | dutchgorelover [ Tue May 29, 2012 3:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Most Offensive Story Plot!!! |
i would go for option 2. and please give Celine Dion a very harsh beating. cant stand that woman. |
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| Author: | DecayedFace [ Tue May 29, 2012 10:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Most Offensive Story Plot!!! |
Yeah totally, shes so lame... I just threw that in there cuz you could mess with so many people you dont like. Imagine a Vet bangin Martha Stewart, after being sprayed with Agent Orange and caging her up so she cant abort herself. Damn...I wonder what the kid would look like. And what about Kathy Lee?? That would be a MUST...Glowing Mother that she is lol. Then youd have to do the newbies, like Megan Fox and Jessica Alba. I bet Anna Nicole Smith woulda pumped out a decent Agent Orange baby. |
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| Author: | DaFratH0 [ Wed May 30, 2012 10:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Most Offensive Story Plot!!! |
Celine Dion... yikes. I'd be EXTREMELY happy to see a story of a resurrected Dicky and Balls have a go with her... |
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| Author: | dutchgorelover [ Thu May 31, 2012 2:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Most Offensive Story Plot!!! |
yeah, and screaming the top of her longs, so she can't sing anymore. use her mouth for something else
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| Author: | Edward Lee [ Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Most Offensive Story Plot!!! |
Now, now, be nice to those nice folks! I don't know if anyone caught it--speaking of Anna Nichol Smith--but she did appears as Satan's toilet paper in the Senary (but I can't remember if I kept her or changed her to someone else in Lucifer's Lottery. What a great memory I have! edward Lee |
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