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_________________ Mike Styczen: As far as I can tell, all of Toronto is on the lookout for some sort of demented leprechaun. If Toronto didn't exist, we'd have to invent it
He Who Has Beautiful Eyes that Are a Blessing From God
Joined: Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:51 am Posts: 3583 Location: Toronto
Now that is a goddamn President.
_________________ Mike Styczen: As far as I can tell, all of Toronto is on the lookout for some sort of demented leprechaun. If Toronto didn't exist, we'd have to invent it
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_________________ sorry i'm late. i was out spoiling my liver
He Who Has Beautiful Eyes that Are a Blessing From God
Joined: Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:51 am Posts: 3583 Location: Toronto
_________________ Mike Styczen: As far as I can tell, all of Toronto is on the lookout for some sort of demented leprechaun. If Toronto didn't exist, we'd have to invent it
Joined: Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:58 pm Posts: 6411 Location: The Back of Beyond.
Man, it's about 5 degrees here right now. This goes beyond frozen ball jokes. I need warm soup, Eva wearing only suntan lotion, sun lamps, a nuclear powered heater to thaw out my ass.
In an effort to show just how damn cold it really is, I will now interview a squirrel named Fred who lives in my backyard:
Q: Fred, can you confirm or deny reports that your nuts are absolutely frozen?
Fred: "Not only are my nuts frozen solid, but my ears have a coating of black ice on them.
Q: Have you read the latest Tim Curran?
Fred: "What the hell kind of question is that? I just confessed to my nuts being frozen. Asshole."
Q: All right. Settle down. Are other squirrels in as bad shape as you are?
Fred: "Two of my brothers were found frozen to bird feeders the other day. And don't ever tell me to settle down, or I'll plug a bullet in each of your kneecaps and watch you bleed."
Q: Are you related to the terrorist squirrel that tried to kill Ttzuma last year?
Fred: "I can answer that, but then I'd have to kill you and bury parts of your body for food."
Q: I heard there is no end in sight to the freezing temps. Do you think you'll survive?
Fred: "You suck! This interview is over!"
_________________ "There's no law, no law anymore - I wanna steal from the rich and give to the poor." ~The Ramones~
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