Random Thoughts And Observations: The Sequel

ttzuma · **Joined:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:15 pm **Posts:** 13517

Must be close to 20" of snow by now and still coming down hard. I'm freezing my butt off out there snow blowing and shoveling.

Jazminsdaddy · **Posted:** Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:55 pm

10 Steps that defined every X-Files episode:

http://thestar.blogs.com/stargazing/201 ... .html#more

Jazminsdaddy · **Posted:** Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:21 pm

Now that is a goddamn President.

TMLCrow · **Posted:** Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:42 pm

Yes, it is.

horrordude · **Posted:** Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:29 am

ttzuma · **Joined:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:15 pm **Posts:** 13517

ttzuma · **Joined:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:15 pm **Posts:** 13517

If this don't make you smile, well...you've got no heart.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_d ... nhl-306789

Foxglove · **Joined:** Mon May 03, 2010 10:01 am **Posts:** 119

"Dear people with Zodiac tattoos... SORRY :lol

Has your sign changed? The new Zodiac chart:

Capricorn: January 20 to February 16
Aquarius: February 16 to March 11
Pisces: March 11 to April 18
Aries: April 18 to May 13
Taurus: May 13 to June 21
Gemini: June 21 to July 20
Cancer: July 20 to August 10
Leo: August 10 to September 16
Virgo: September 16 to October 30
Libra: October 30 to November 23
Scorpio: November 23 to November 29
Ophiuchus: November 29 to December 17
Sagittarius: December 17 to January 20

horrordude · **Posted:** Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:26 pm

Little green men are coming this way!
Tastes just like chicken they say ...

TMLCrow · **Posted:** Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:24 pm

To the guy at one of our radio stations who just played Foreigner's "Cold As Ice"--if you want your ass kicked, shithead, just let someone know.

Jazminsdaddy · **Posted:** Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:47 pm

ichorous · **Joined:** Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:52 pm **Posts:** 183

ttzuma · **Joined:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:15 pm **Posts:** 13517

ttzuma · **Joined:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:15 pm **Posts:** 13517

Bad Storm.

Lot's of snow.

Lots.

Stuck at Work.

4 Hour Drive Home.

(sigh)

Nanci · **Joined:** Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:48 am **Posts:** 4992

I
HATE
EVERYTHING

ttzuma · **Joined:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:15 pm **Posts:** 13517

Everything?

(Sounds like trouble)

TMLCrow · **Posted:** Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:26 pm

It wasn't me this time, I swear. Honest.

Hellolost · **Joined:** Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:58 am **Posts:** 2120

I hate everything too.

ttzuma · **Joined:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:15 pm **Posts:** 13517

Everything?

(Man...I thought I was having a bad day, but you guys seem to have it worse than me).

Craig Cook · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:25 pm **Posts:** 5637

Well, I love you all. So there.

ttzuma · **Joined:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:15 pm **Posts:** 13517

(blushes)

Hellolost · **Joined:** Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:58 am **Posts:** 2120

Ok fine I don't hate you guys

Hellolost · **Joined:** Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:58 am **Posts:** 2120

nevermind... pity party

horrordude · **Posted:** Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:48 am

ttzuma · **Joined:** Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:15 pm **Posts:** 13517

Just watched Ghost Dog again.

I love that movie.

horrordude · **Posted:** Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:55 am

horrordude · **Posted:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 7:03 am

Man, it's about 5 degrees here right now. This goes beyond frozen ball jokes. I need warm soup, Eva wearing only suntan lotion, sun lamps, a nuclear powered heater to thaw out my ass.

In an effort to show just how damn cold it really is, I will now interview a squirrel named Fred who lives in my backyard:

Q: Fred, can you confirm or deny reports that your nuts are absolutely frozen?

Fred: "Not only are my nuts frozen solid, but my ears have a coating of black ice on them.

Q: Have you read the latest Tim Curran?

Fred: "What the hell kind of question is that? I just confessed to my nuts being frozen. Asshole."

Q: All right. Settle down. Are other squirrels in as bad shape as you are?

Fred: "Two of my brothers were found frozen to bird feeders the other day. And don't ever tell me to settle down, or I'll plug a bullet in each of your kneecaps and watch you bleed."

Q: Are you related to the terrorist squirrel that tried to kill Ttzuma last year?

Fred: "I can answer that, but then I'd have to kill you and bury parts of your body for food."

Q: I heard there is no end in sight to the freezing temps. Do you think you'll survive?

Fred: "You suck! This interview is over!"

TMLCrow · **Posted:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:08 pm

You know, I think I saw Fred's twin brother in my yard the other day. The little bastard was flipping me off. Must run in the family.

horrordude · **Posted:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:45 pm

Could that be because you were trying to suffocate him with gum?

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