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Thanks, got back 2 nights ago. Here's how ridiculous I am: it didn't occur to me to take a COAT to NYC in mid-November; I just thought "Oh, I won't need one. How cold can it be? Besides, I'll be inside most of the time." Well, I WASN'T inside most of the time; had to walk about a mile from the train station to funeral home in New Canaan CT. Thought I would croak before I got there, but at least I'd be conveniently close to an appropriate place. Thawed myself at the motel, then the next day I met my living uncle for dinner at the Grand Central Oyster Bar, but after he left I was determined to have sushi and an Asian beer which I knew would entail some more than modest walking in the COLD. Damn it, I thought, I'm gonna buy a coat and damn the cost. So I walked all around 43rd, Lexington, some friggin road called Vnderbilt, all over the place, in the COLD, with NO COAT, looking for a friggin STORE that sells men's clothes. Found NONE. By now, I'm blue and my teeth are chattering, so I shudder into a WOMEN's clothes store and figure I can buy a heavy sweater and wear it under my sports jacket and no one will see that I'm a MAN wearing a WOMAN's sweater. So I'm in this fussy chick store and find an appropriate sweater which would likely prevent my premature death to exposure--ah, but I don't know DICK about women's clothes sizes. I desperately rooted through the racks figuring I'd better buy something gray or black, right? I finally find a rack where the sweaters are listed in S, M, L, etc. but the only black and gray sweaters are S. Finally I find an XL, figuring that will do. It was the biggest sweater in the friggin' store as far as I could see. But it's like this candyass lavandarish color. Jeez. All right, no one will see it because I'll button my sportsjacket over it. Anyway, I buy the motherfucker--pardon my language--for 80 bucks or some shit, plus black "one size fits all" gloves, go outside, slip into Subway, remove my sports jacket and put on the lavander sweater. Well, an XL women's sweater had got to be smaller than a small men's sweater. The fuckin' thing came down to the bottom of my ribs and the sleeves were a little lower than the middle of my fuckin' forearm. Well, better than nothing, right? (Oh, and the gloves busted open when I pulled them on.) I go to button my sports jacket but to my surprise my FAT FUCKIN STOMACH is so big I can barely button it, and when I do, the button snaps off. I left the busted gloves on the street, tried to blank my mind rather than succumb to an apoplectic fit, walk God knows how far all the way around the two massive blocks on which Grand Central sits, find a sushi bar--called Amaze, good place--only to realize that it's about 30 feet from the door I originally exited to begin my clothes search, like the Wall or Eryx story by Lovecraft. Anyway, I was still freezing, but I finally got my sushi and Asian beer (actually FOUR Asian beers--Sapporos). Sat there at the bar eating sushi, drinking, watching, I think, the Kentucky game, pink-faced and chafed from the cold, FAT stomach sticking out beneath a ridiculous tiny lavander sweater (and how the HELL do you spell lavendar?) not giving a SHIT how preposterous I looked. Hence, that was the highlight of my trip to NYC. Oh, and I left the FUCKIN sweater for the maids at the LaGuardia Comfort Inn. I hope it fits them better than it fit me. Anyway, it's good to be back in FL! Ysterday I did great shoot with two sisters (one a stipper, the other a nursing student) where one "drowned" the other in a blow of Wyler's punch and then brought her back to life with a toilet plunger. Turned out pretty good! Also did a "decapitation" that, if you don't mind my saying so, looks wonderful! (check my Cityinfernalfilms.com front page on Monday where I'll post the pick. ) Back to work on Header 3 tomorrow. Everybody take care!
Best Edward Lee
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Lee's is my favorite board. It and the Cellar are the only 2 boards I visit. Hell, googling Ed Lee is how I discovered Horrorworld in the first place. God I love that man's writing, and I love that he is so active in communicating with his fans on here.
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