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Dark Regions Press is proud to announce the trade paperback edition of "Gleefully Macabre Tales" by Jeff Strand.



Cemetery Dance Magazine says that "No author working today comes close to Jeff Strands's perfect mixture of comedy and terror." Gleefully Macabre Tales compiles 33 of his most twisted blends of cringe-worthy horror and ghoulish humor, with a couple of serious pieces thrown in just to mess with you.



This collection includes tales from his three chapbooks (Two Twisted Nuts, Socially Awkward Moments With An Aspiring Lunatic, and Funny Stories of Scary Sex) and numerous other stories both popular and obscure, including "Really, Really Ferocious" (the one with the wiener dog), "High Stakes" (the one with the slot machine), "Roasting Weenies by Hellfire" (the one with Satan). "The Bad Candy House" (the one with a very unpleasant old man at Halloween) and "The Socket" (the one with the eyeball socket). And, as a special demented bonus, the paperback edition includes the acclaimed novella Disposal.



It also includes two of his entries in the World Horror Convention gross-out contest. But you don't want to read them.



33 Stories, and one novella! 280 pages in length.

Cover art by Frank Walls



Table of Contents



Introduction by Jeff Strand

Really, Really Ferocious

Socially Awkward Moments Win An Aspiring Lunatic

High Stakes

Special Features

Sex Potion #147

The Three Little Pigs

Everything Has A Purpose

Tem Old West Mutations

Wasting Grandpa

A Bite For A Bite

Glimpses

Common Sense

Gross-Out!

Bad Coffee

Werewolf Porno

An Admittedly Pointless But Mercifully Brief Story With Aliens in it

Munchies

Roasting Weenies By Hellfire

Quite A Mess

I Hold The Stick

Scarecrow's Discovery

Howard, The Tenth Reindeer/Howard Rises Again

Brain Bugs

Cap' N Hank's Five Alarm Nuclear Lava Wings

A Call For Mr. Potty-Mouth

The Bad Man In The Blue House

Abbey's Shriek

The Socket

One of Them

Secret Message

Mr. Sensitive

The Candy House

Disposal

Story Notes

So if you're looking to laugh, gasp, gag, or do all three at the same time, making sort of a weird sound that hurts your lungs and elicits odd glances from nearby pedestrians, don't miss the trade paperback edition of Gleefully Macabre Tales from Dark Regions Press!

Best,

Joe & Norm

DRP

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Norm
Norman L. Rubenstein
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norman@geniusbookservices.com